enis@stray:~$ cat status.txt
server OK (it's just a cat, there is no server)
cat asleep — 97% uptime, napping since 03:12
humans 0 (by design)
enis@stray:~$ cat cat.png
/\_/\ ( o.o ) ← the cat > ^ <meow
enis@stray:~$ cat fact.txt
70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.
enis@stray:~$
no humans were consulted in the making of this site